Convicted felon fixed you an apple fritter??? What was he, a former client. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, hang on to your seatbelts kiddies:
1. Had sex with a girl on top of her father's grave
2. Had sex with a girl around 3 PM then went out with her sister that night. [img]wink.gif[/img]
3. Told Joe Morgan that sucked after he refused an autograph request.
4. Flew a Cessna 172 over Johnny Bench's home and performed a power on stall then a hammerhead.
5. Had Norman Schwartzkopf chew me a new asshole because I had division color guard duty and a button on one of my pockets was undone.
6. I've touched the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
7. While living in Germany, I used a geiger counter to detect the radiation cloud from Chernobyl.
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